1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 2 00:00:02,865 --> 00:00:05,094 My license has been suspended for a month 3 00:00:05,185 --> 00:00:07,368 for drunkenly pushing my scooter home. 4 00:00:08,824 --> 00:00:12,099 So Old Sasha had become a perch for local bird gang. 5 00:00:13,918 --> 00:00:16,246 Luckily, I've found another way to get around. 6 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:17,739 What's up?! 7 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:19,511 Thanks for the ride, Lloyd. 8 00:00:19,512 --> 00:00:22,469 - This DUI is such a hassle. - Been there, bro. 9 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:25,380 - Been there. - Alcohol? 10 00:00:25,471 --> 00:00:26,471 Crack. 11 00:00:27,367 --> 00:00:30,446 Hey, by any chance, do you like speed metal? 12 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,021 I did not. 13 00:00:33,771 --> 00:00:37,489 I am the one, I am the one... that you need! 14 00:00:37,743 --> 00:00:42,616 I am the one...I am the one...to shine! 15 00:00:46,649 --> 00:00:47,799 Here sweetheart! 16 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,009 Oh babe! I didn't want it with cream. 17 00:00:50,145 --> 00:00:52,010 Oh, let me fix for you, baby. 18 00:00:52,147 --> 00:00:54,011 And this isn't soy. 19 00:00:54,148 --> 00:00:55,967 Sucks to be you. 20 00:00:58,332 --> 00:00:59,833 I'll go get your coffee. 21 00:01:00,652 --> 00:01:03,199 Kid, how lucky you are to have a husband. 22 00:01:03,381 --> 00:01:06,158 I mean, I've got a brand new home, I'm totally ready to start my life, 23 00:01:06,221 --> 00:01:08,930 but I've saw no Keith as marriage material. 24 00:01:09,066 --> 00:01:11,432 My mum thinks I should test his love by saying I'm knocked up. 25 00:01:11,523 --> 00:01:13,994 If he doesn't propose on the spot, I'll just demand 26 00:01:13,995 --> 00:01:16,855 that he gives me 600$ for the abortion, dump him, and 27 00:01:16,856 --> 00:01:18,982 ease my sadness for the breading of each one he choose 28 00:01:19,096 --> 00:01:21,506 That's how she got her actual collection in college. 29 00:01:22,007 --> 00:01:24,872 Elliott, you can't test love. 30 00:01:25,054 --> 00:01:29,147 When I met Turk, it seemed he was more in love with his best friend than with me. 31 00:01:29,284 --> 00:01:32,272 Honey, they've got that homemade Pascade JD loves, 32 00:01:32,273 --> 00:01:34,423 so I was wondering if I can borrow some money so I can get him some. 33 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,425 No, you got him a present yesterday. 34 00:01:36,561 --> 00:01:39,381 The point is, you can't force it, ok? 35 00:01:39,518 --> 00:01:41,610 - Yeah. - Take it, babe. 36 00:01:41,974 --> 00:01:44,020 I think we should move in together. 37 00:01:44,657 --> 00:01:45,794 Awesome! 38 00:01:49,297 --> 00:01:51,025 Turk, where's my coffee? 39 00:01:52,116 --> 00:01:55,755 Turk! TURK! 40 00:01:57,756 --> 00:01:59,667 Hey, thanks the Pascade, Obi-Brown. 41 00:01:59,849 --> 00:02:01,828 - No problem, Luke. - And thanks for answering my page, 42 00:02:01,884 --> 00:02:05,261 I really wanted to rent this place, but once I told the landlord about my DUI, and that 43 00:02:05,352 --> 00:02:09,173 I sometimes pass out when I poo, he said I need someone to cosign the list, 44 00:02:09,174 --> 00:02:11,856 - what's with that? - Oh, have no idea. 45 00:02:12,448 --> 00:02:14,722 Awesome ceiling fan. 46 00:02:17,314 --> 00:02:19,179 What happened? Are you ok? 47 00:02:19,316 --> 00:02:21,635 It was a totally unavoidable accident. 48 00:02:22,499 --> 00:02:24,774 Check out the hand skills. 49 00:02:27,503 --> 00:02:29,822 That-is-awesome! 50 00:02:30,004 --> 00:02:33,006 Yeah, you wanna see awesome? Turn it up! 51 00:02:33,870 --> 00:02:38,690 - Ooooh!! - Ahahahahahah! 52 00:02:38,737 --> 00:02:42,694 - Turn it off. Turn it off! - This thing came off! 53 00:02:43,877 --> 00:02:45,241 This thing came off! 54 00:02:46,287 --> 00:02:49,588 He was a beautiful black blur. 55 00:02:50,479 --> 00:02:51,605 Itasa Team Scrubs proudly presents 56 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:55,164 Scrubs - Season 06 Episode 10 My Therapeutical Month VO subtitles 57 00:02:55,165 --> 00:02:57,680 Transcript: Teorouge, gi0v3, Tania 58 00:02:57,681 --> 00:03:00,216 Sync: R!ck 59 00:03:00,217 --> 00:03:01,886 Revision: gi0v3 60 00:03:01,887 --> 00:03:04,111 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] 61 00:03:05,026 --> 00:03:06,709 There is not a doctor in the world 62 00:03:06,846 --> 00:03:09,302 that would disagree with Brian Dancer when he said: 63 00:03:09,393 --> 00:03:11,030 Headwound suck, 64 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:13,395 I mean, I feel better but I still can't concentrate, 65 00:03:13,486 --> 00:03:16,488 my motor skills are shut, how I can't even write? 66 00:03:16,943 --> 00:03:18,108 Hi, Brian. 67 00:03:18,109 --> 00:03:20,055 Oh, my God. 68 00:03:21,491 --> 00:03:23,220 It's an angel. 69 00:03:27,199 --> 00:03:29,517 That nasty birdless dancer who has Sip 70 00:03:29,518 --> 00:03:31,475 has forgot those damn ostrich feathers. 71 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,385 We're little busy in here, Laverne. 72 00:03:38,866 --> 00:03:41,731 - That was a weird one. - Hi, I'm Ann Chase. 73 00:03:41,959 --> 00:03:44,779 - I'm Brian's physical therapist. - Konichiwa. 74 00:03:45,234 --> 00:03:47,371 I'd love to put my ear on her butt, 75 00:03:47,462 --> 00:03:48,918 to see if I can hear the ocean. 76 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:52,465 Oh, Brian, you're doing that thing when you say your thoughts out loud, 77 00:03:52,556 --> 00:03:54,649 it's a side effect of his injury. 78 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:55,558 Oh. 79 00:03:55,695 --> 00:03:58,287 It wasn't, but we've been having fun since we came up with that. 80 00:03:58,424 --> 00:03:59,788 All right Brian, 81 00:03:59,879 --> 00:04:01,426 what do you think we should start as a go? 82 00:04:02,472 --> 00:04:05,155 I wanna be able to write my name by the end of the month. 83 00:04:05,337 --> 00:04:09,658 Yep! The next month was gonna be really difficult, for a lot of us. 84 00:04:09,886 --> 00:04:14,525 See, this way I will know if Keith and I have a future, in a month. 85 00:04:14,639 --> 00:04:17,459 So, anyway, I can't do surgery for a month. 86 00:04:17,641 --> 00:04:19,278 Hey, Dr. Kelso, 87 00:04:19,369 --> 00:04:22,689 I was wondering, how does one apply for paid disability leaf? 88 00:04:22,703 --> 00:04:25,123 Nice try, Turkleton, but the medical staff 89 00:04:25,214 --> 00:04:27,487 is short-handed, brought to Gloria on bed rest. 90 00:04:28,306 --> 00:04:31,081 Gloria's having twins, my lady's having my babies. 91 00:04:31,263 --> 00:04:32,536 Damn right, 92 00:04:32,627 --> 00:04:36,448 I'm gonna have your baby so hard, baby. 93 00:04:38,335 --> 00:04:40,382 So you're saying that I'll be a medical attending fora month? 94 00:04:40,428 --> 00:04:44,157 Attending? You don't have the training for that, you're gonna be a resident again. 95 00:04:45,908 --> 00:04:48,365 Good morning, "reasons why I drink", 96 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:51,594 you may have noticed that we have a new face in our group. 97 00:04:51,685 --> 00:04:54,095 Oh, these glasses are not prescription, but, uh, 98 00:04:54,186 --> 00:04:56,733 I figured I wear'em, so I can feel in with you medical geeks. 99 00:04:56,870 --> 00:04:57,962 Know what I'm saying? 100 00:04:58,143 --> 00:05:00,099 Cool, a new black resident! 101 00:05:01,532 --> 00:05:05,625 - Oh, it's just Turk. Hey Turk! - Good morning, JD. 102 00:05:05,853 --> 00:05:07,672 Hey hey hey! 103 00:05:07,809 --> 00:05:10,219 What is up with that giant novelty pen? 104 00:05:10,356 --> 00:05:12,402 It's an occupational therapy pen. 105 00:05:12,493 --> 00:05:14,404 Brian can't hold small objects. 106 00:05:14,586 --> 00:05:16,723 I had an ex-girlfriend with the same problem. 107 00:05:16,905 --> 00:05:19,180 Kidding, no she didn't. That's... that's awkward. 108 00:05:19,998 --> 00:05:22,136 Son of a bitch. That's hot! 109 00:05:22,272 --> 00:05:25,001 Brian, such foul language 110 00:05:25,138 --> 00:05:28,640 should never be uttered in front of a lady with such... delicate... 111 00:05:28,822 --> 00:05:30,596 ...soft ears. 112 00:05:30,778 --> 00:05:32,870 I have another appointment. 113 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,099 Right. 114 00:05:36,190 --> 00:05:38,237 Man, why don't you just ask her out? 115 00:05:38,283 --> 00:05:41,012 Brian, expertly flirting is one thing, 116 00:05:41,013 --> 00:05:42,702 but I-I'm not ready to get back in the game yet, 117 00:05:42,703 --> 00:05:44,495 I risk to have a serious relationship. 118 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,743 Plus, I'm a tent dwelling, poop fainter who can't drive. 119 00:05:48,017 --> 00:05:50,026 I have a fiberglass skull. 120 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:51,876 So what's the competition with you? 121 00:05:53,946 --> 00:05:54,951 - Aah! - Oh! 122 00:05:55,599 --> 00:05:57,026 - Aah! - Oh...Ooh! 123 00:05:57,252 --> 00:05:58,693 - Aah! - Ouch! 124 00:05:59,046 --> 00:06:00,577 Oh my God, that was amazing. 125 00:06:01,911 --> 00:06:04,731 I know. Were you thinking about me? 126 00:06:04,777 --> 00:06:07,551 Totally. Were you thinking about me? 127 00:06:07,642 --> 00:06:10,689 I always think about you when I'm in the box, you know that. 128 00:06:10,780 --> 00:06:12,145 Babe. 129 00:06:16,739 --> 00:06:20,104 Hmm, sweetie, this is actually my grandmother's coffee table soup. 130 00:06:20,195 --> 00:06:21,833 just use a coaster from now on. 131 00:06:23,561 --> 00:06:26,290 Oh, the coaster argument. 132 00:06:26,472 --> 00:06:30,702 You would not believe the stuff I had to put up when Turk and I first moved in together. 133 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:33,886 Do you know what I caught him doin' in bed, 134 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,797 even though I was sleeping right next to him? 135 00:06:46,257 --> 00:06:48,031 Have one? 136 00:06:49,737 --> 00:06:52,648 Look, the point is...it's an adjustment. 137 00:06:52,784 --> 00:06:54,604 Get ready for some arguing. 138 00:06:54,786 --> 00:06:58,197 Not us. He does even mind sleeping in separate rooms. 139 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,939 Upliving with a guy before marriage makes me feel whory. 140 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:04,274 You're goin' to live in separate States. 141 00:07:04,714 --> 00:07:09,551 But if you do on the nasty before you get married, your ass is gonna burn. 142 00:07:11,299 --> 00:07:15,671 Ok, kids. Time to put a spotlight on Mr. Cuckoo-pants. 143 00:07:16,133 --> 00:07:18,923 Name a test, any test, that you would run for... 144 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:20,090 ...Lupus! 145 00:07:20,772 --> 00:07:24,335 Lupus...does she live on the second floor? 146 00:07:24,346 --> 00:07:25,285 Mmmh. 147 00:07:25,825 --> 00:07:29,008 * Does she live upstairs from you? * 148 00:07:30,115 --> 00:07:32,738 * I think you have seen here before... * 149 00:07:32,799 --> 00:07:33,769 Still waiting... 150 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:36,653 Antinuclear antibody test. 151 00:07:37,272 --> 00:07:39,826 Anti-something something test. 152 00:07:40,475 --> 00:07:43,962 It really is just super that you're here with us as a reminder 153 00:07:44,003 --> 00:07:47,034 that surgeons really are simply ignorant scalpel jocks. 154 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:51,267 Hell, after surgery...if there's the slightest medical issue 155 00:07:51,531 --> 00:07:53,831 you just turf the patient right down to us, 156 00:07:53,971 --> 00:07:56,477 the real doctors, so we can pick up your slack. 157 00:07:56,496 --> 00:07:59,221 You cut...and run, if you will. 158 00:07:59,282 --> 00:08:01,859 That's right, it's not just a phrase used by political pundits 159 00:08:01,904 --> 00:08:04,981 who wear bow ties. It is also the number one reason that all of you 160 00:08:04,982 --> 00:08:07,293 should pray to God, or, in your case Rex, 161 00:08:07,339 --> 00:08:09,491 Mocho the Samoan Bird King, 162 00:08:09,552 --> 00:08:13,137 that you never have to be treated by these flesh hungry butchers. 163 00:08:13,213 --> 00:08:15,759 Jenny, take his glasses as a trophy. 164 00:08:20,438 --> 00:08:22,573 I don't understand why you're so devoted to that guy. 165 00:08:22,664 --> 00:08:24,923 He's got this strange power... 166 00:08:26,168 --> 00:08:28,411 Eventually you'll crave his approval 167 00:08:28,412 --> 00:08:30,195 - and become just like me. - Pfff. 168 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:35,309 But still, as I thought about Dr. Cox, I knew JD was right. 169 00:08:35,310 --> 00:08:35,949 See? 170 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:45,091 Hey! Looks like I caught you with my renewed facial hair, huh? 171 00:08:45,152 --> 00:08:47,638 - Ooh, God! - Thank you. 172 00:08:47,683 --> 00:08:50,033 I just found out that my great-great-great-grandfather 173 00:08:50,034 --> 00:08:53,080 was mutton chop enthusiast Ambrose Burnsides. 174 00:08:53,268 --> 00:08:55,232 I'm bringing back that look to honor his memory. 175 00:08:55,308 --> 00:08:58,279 It looks like tiny hamsters died all over your face. 176 00:08:58,355 --> 00:09:00,916 That happened once, but no. This is just how I grow facial hair. 177 00:09:01,197 --> 00:09:04,835 It start out patchy, then it gloriously erupts. You'll see. 178 00:09:04,971 --> 00:09:08,337 When this fills in, this look's gonna spread like wildfire. 179 00:09:09,595 --> 00:09:10,599 Read'em and weep. 180 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,642 What are you doing in here? 181 00:09:17,863 --> 00:09:19,258 Hiding from Ann, man. 182 00:09:19,303 --> 00:09:21,895 Phisical therapy is too hard, I'm getting nowhere. 183 00:09:22,684 --> 00:09:25,094 I know you're scared, but you've got to stick with it. 184 00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:27,454 That means a lot, coming from someone who's scared 185 00:09:27,455 --> 00:09:29,188 - to ask girls on a date. - You know what? 186 00:09:29,490 --> 00:09:31,627 I'll make a deal: you stick with your phisical therapy 187 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,292 and I will ask Ann out. Deal? 188 00:09:34,339 --> 00:09:35,243 Yeah. 189 00:09:35,472 --> 00:09:38,232 I wonder what the odds are of Ann saying "yes". 190 00:09:40,537 --> 00:09:42,676 It's never gonna happen to you, champ. 191 00:09:42,723 --> 00:09:44,429 Kelso just had his car washed! 192 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,181 I'm on it! 193 00:09:49,533 --> 00:09:51,412 What did I eat last night?! 194 00:09:51,877 --> 00:09:54,829 Oh. Everithing's unpacked. 195 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:57,283 Your stuff looks great, by the way. 196 00:09:57,353 --> 00:09:58,586 You mean her stuff. 197 00:09:58,926 --> 00:10:01,862 - She wouldn't let me put up my stuff. - Pop op op op op op. 198 00:10:01,926 --> 00:10:03,582 Everithing's awesome, our grade up works great. 199 00:10:03,852 --> 00:10:04,979 What do you mean, we're great? 200 00:10:05,155 --> 00:10:06,729 We're not having box sex in days. 201 00:10:07,093 --> 00:10:09,846 Everithing was fine, until Elliot broke with her 202 00:10:09,893 --> 00:10:12,864 unending list of insane rules like: 203 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:16,764 Put all open cereal in giant ziplock bags. 204 00:10:16,891 --> 00:10:19,712 I don't see what's insane about not wanting spiders lay eggs 205 00:10:19,713 --> 00:10:21,652 in my cornflakes, that's how Carla's mom died. 206 00:10:21,998 --> 00:10:22,961 No, it wasn't. 207 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,476 You were supposed to be my best friend! 208 00:10:24,564 --> 00:10:27,957 Elliot! You've got to cut each other a little bit of slack. 209 00:10:29,032 --> 00:10:30,699 You know, Keith, Carla's right. 210 00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:32,812 I mean, if you're gonna try--Oh, my God! 211 00:10:32,836 --> 00:10:35,090 How hard is it for you to use the fucking coaster 212 00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:36,840 in fucking fucking fuck! 213 00:10:36,992 --> 00:10:38,401 Wha-c-c-calm down! 214 00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:40,362 All right?! So-so I forget once in a while! 215 00:10:40,398 --> 00:10:41,947 Once in a while! 216 00:10:44,859 --> 00:10:45,423 There! 217 00:10:48,411 --> 00:10:50,501 As I went to ask Ann out and felt like tough noob 218 00:10:50,548 --> 00:10:52,932 headin' inside, get right before a poo faint... 219 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:54,388 ...all better... 220 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:56,783 I thought about the deals we sometimes make. 221 00:10:57,651 --> 00:11:00,223 Hello....ok. 222 00:11:01,121 --> 00:11:04,268 You know, Dr. Cox, I wouldn't mind all the crap 223 00:11:04,269 --> 00:11:06,731 you've been giving me if I was actually doing anything. 224 00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:08,817 You haven't asked me for help once. 225 00:11:09,017 --> 00:11:10,637 Sometimes deals stink. 226 00:11:10,684 --> 00:11:12,387 Because you can't. 227 00:11:13,162 --> 00:11:14,166 Make a deal here, Gandhi. 228 00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:17,460 I will stop mocking you if you just shut up...stead of our way. 229 00:11:19,575 --> 00:11:21,653 And sometimes a deal can ruin everything. 230 00:11:22,786 --> 00:11:25,486 Here's the deal, Keith: my house, my rules. 231 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,900 What? I-I-I thought this was "our" place. 232 00:11:27,982 --> 00:11:29,626 No, Keith, this is my place. 233 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:30,909 You've just rented a room. 234 00:11:33,982 --> 00:11:36,025 Still, my deal with Brian was to ask Ann out. 235 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:38,268 And he was watching, so I only had one option: 236 00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:41,342 ask her a random question I knew she'd say yes to. 237 00:11:41,507 --> 00:11:43,303 Was Papa Smurf the leader? 238 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:44,536 Yes. 239 00:11:46,309 --> 00:11:48,922 She said yes. We're goin' out Friday. 240 00:11:54,651 --> 00:11:57,317 I FELT BAD ABOUT MY LIE TO BRIAN! 241 00:11:57,399 --> 00:11:58,925 STILL I... 242 00:12:00,194 --> 00:12:02,190 I felt bad about my lie to Brian. 243 00:12:02,248 --> 00:12:04,468 Still, I knew I had to keep it going. 244 00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:15,975 Later, babe. 245 00:12:19,119 --> 00:12:21,244 Check out the back scratches. 246 00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:26,399 Wow! Good for stale, i take it. 247 00:12:26,751 --> 00:12:28,266 Ok, go. 248 00:12:28,346 --> 00:12:31,828 - Aaaaaagh! - Uuuh! 249 00:12:32,138 --> 00:12:33,465 Let's just say: 250 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,766 kiddie like to scratchiee 251 00:12:35,895 --> 00:12:37,328 Huh, yeah she does. 252 00:12:37,387 --> 00:12:40,424 Hey, but don't, uhm, don't tell her that you know about us, ok? 253 00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:42,659 Trying to keep it on the deal, that's our rule. 254 00:12:42,778 --> 00:12:43,692 All right, sure. 255 00:12:45,929 --> 00:12:48,383 You know, Dr. Cox, there's gotta be some I can do to help. 256 00:12:48,993 --> 00:12:50,966 Well, now, Gandhi, since you don't grasp 257 00:12:51,013 --> 00:12:52,974 the fact that I think you're incompetent, 258 00:12:53,223 --> 00:12:55,205 Ladies and gentlemen, pay attention please: 259 00:12:55,621 --> 00:12:58,539 presenting the world's longest "Shoosh". 260 00:13:01,703 --> 00:13:09,720 Mmh...Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 261 00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:11,858 I'm goin' echo and...stop. 262 00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:14,542 I'm not committing the way I normally do. 263 00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:17,453 When you go away, and regroup, maybe see you later. 264 00:13:19,856 --> 00:13:22,729 I knew what I did, that somehow, i'd made Dr. Cox-- 265 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,776 Seriously, dude, stop doing that. 266 00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:26,231 That's my thing. 267 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,531 So since I told Keith he only rents a room 268 00:13:30,578 --> 00:13:33,781 he refuses to come out if it. Doesn't matter. He'll crack. 269 00:13:33,811 --> 00:13:36,147 Probably not until his party, next week. 270 00:13:36,601 --> 00:13:37,920 A party in his room? 271 00:13:38,014 --> 00:13:41,786 Well, I'm up to my family vacation in Bermuda. 272 00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:45,495 Every God awful year in its wheelchair, rusting 273 00:13:45,496 --> 00:13:49,337 the salt water, harassing spends my money getting his hair branded by trannies. 274 00:13:49,338 --> 00:13:52,475 when I fall asleep in the sun. Don't page me. 275 00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,366 Damn ranny, he's got me in my sleep! 276 00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:02,823 That is wrong! 277 00:14:03,095 --> 00:14:04,687 What are you up to, baby? 278 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:08,053 Using all my down time to study medicine, so I can prove to Dr. Cox 279 00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:10,054 I am not just another dumb surgeon, 280 00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,965 but everytime I crack open his books my brain says: 281 00:14:13,056 --> 00:14:14,876 "Who cares about this crap?" 282 00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:19,197 Then I wonder if we have any frozen sugarfree fruitjuice pops at home. 283 00:14:19,424 --> 00:14:21,380 I'm gonna help you study tonight, and... 284 00:14:21,562 --> 00:14:23,199 for every right answer that you get... 285 00:14:23,381 --> 00:14:26,337 I'll give you a bite of frozen fruit juice pop, or... 286 00:14:26,951 --> 00:14:28,270 if you prefer... 287 00:14:28,589 --> 00:14:30,590 I can remove an item of clothing. 288 00:14:32,773 --> 00:14:36,593 Ok. A major indicator of hypokalemia is... 289 00:14:36,821 --> 00:14:40,142 - A potassium level under 3.5. - Right! 290 00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:43,780 And here comes your reward. 291 00:14:43,962 --> 00:14:46,873 Yeah, come to daddy! 292 00:14:48,602 --> 00:14:50,057 Say baby, what happened to your shirt? 293 00:14:50,239 --> 00:14:52,149 Oh, Izzy spit up on me earlier. 294 00:14:52,377 --> 00:14:54,014 How come you didn't put a new one on? 295 00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:03,816 To mutton-chops! 296 00:15:03,998 --> 00:15:05,771 Yeah! 297 00:15:06,499 --> 00:15:09,274 Actually, these are fake. You all look ridiculous. 298 00:15:09,456 --> 00:15:11,730 But I did this to make a point, ok? 299 00:15:11,957 --> 00:15:16,324 You have to think for yourself. Don't be a sheep, follow the foul. 300 00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:19,780 All right? You repeat after me: "I think for myself!" 301 00:15:20,008 --> 00:15:21,964 "I think for myself!" 302 00:15:22,146 --> 00:15:25,602 - "You can't tell me what to say!" - "You can't tell me what to say!" 303 00:15:25,784 --> 00:15:28,422 - "I want to say this!" - "I want to say this!" 304 00:15:28,559 --> 00:15:31,970 - "Brrrlllppp!" - "Brrrlllppp!" 305 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:34,608 - "Unbelievable!" - "Unbelievable!" 306 00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:37,724 Ehm, ehm... hello! It's a little noisy, Keith. 307 00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:40,998 Everyone, my landlord wants us to keep quiet. 308 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:43,318 Boohhhh! 309 00:15:43,955 --> 00:15:44,910 Carla? 310 00:15:45,183 --> 00:15:48,640 Give me a break! I haven't partied since the baby was born. 311 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,819 I told Brian I was taking Ann to the Poocanoos, 312 00:15:53,913 --> 00:15:55,411 now he wants pictures. 313 00:15:55,547 --> 00:15:58,822 You have to help me morph the photos I secretly took her off with my camera phone. 314 00:15:58,823 --> 00:16:01,090 On that the picture she seem to fall fool here to get away. 315 00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:02,974 Dude, why don't you just ask Ann out? 316 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,974 - That way you don't have to lie to Brian. - Oh, I don't know... 317 00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:08,192 It's the right thing to do, just like me studying my asshole. 318 00:16:08,328 --> 00:16:12,350 Now, if you'll excuse me, let me drop some knowledge on Dr. Keez-ox. 319 00:16:12,351 --> 00:16:12,873 Good luck. 320 00:16:13,127 --> 00:16:15,287 Excuse me, coming through! 321 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:19,767 So, this patient has fever of 103... 322 00:16:19,949 --> 00:16:23,224 rhino failure and platelets of 25,000. 323 00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:25,543 What is the diagnosis in management? 324 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,590 Bam! Put them down! 325 00:16:29,091 --> 00:16:31,138 It's obvious the patient's septic. 326 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,912 I'd treat him with an activated protein C. 327 00:16:34,003 --> 00:16:35,595 Boo-ya kasha! 328 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:39,188 Dr. Turk, that is just an excellent diagnosis. 329 00:16:39,689 --> 00:16:40,962 Heee! 330 00:16:41,645 --> 00:16:44,034 However, with his low platelet count, 331 00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:48,376 treatment with activated protein C, would cause what, class? 332 00:16:48,513 --> 00:16:50,787 Brain hemorrage! 333 00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:53,015 And what would that cause? 334 00:16:53,152 --> 00:16:54,653 His death! 335 00:16:55,199 --> 00:16:58,474 Sorry, I got so excited, I was yelling things out. He wrong. 336 00:17:00,339 --> 00:17:02,295 I told you this would happen. 337 00:17:02,386 --> 00:17:05,797 I can't take you seriously until you take off The Janitor's mutton-chops. 338 00:17:08,162 --> 00:17:10,073 Why is that when it comes to relationships 339 00:17:10,254 --> 00:17:12,483 people can't take advice from someone that's already been through it? 340 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,030 - We're different than you and Turk. - You aren't! 341 00:17:15,212 --> 00:17:17,714 - We're not gonna go through the same things you did. - You are! 342 00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:20,261 - Our love is special. - It isn't! 343 00:17:20,488 --> 00:17:23,536 - How can you say that? - Because she doesn't care a bit. 344 00:17:24,832 --> 00:17:27,197 Oh...baby! 345 00:17:30,017 --> 00:17:33,013 Ough! I need some new people in my life. 346 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,477 ok, it's now or never. 347 00:17:38,864 --> 00:17:40,228 Excuse me, Anne? 348 00:17:40,364 --> 00:17:43,685 Hey, uhm, my life really hasn't been in the best place lately. 349 00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:48,460 I recently broke up with my girlfriend who I have impregnated on the first date. 350 00:17:48,597 --> 00:17:50,280 Don't worry! She miscarried. 351 00:17:50,371 --> 00:17:52,781 And I haven't even begun... 352 00:17:53,009 --> 00:17:56,284 to think about asking anyone else out, mostly because I'm concerned that 353 00:17:56,420 --> 00:18:02,106 the stress of love-making will put on my body, might cause me to pass out much like I do when I defecate. 354 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,881 I also leave in a tent and just got a DUI. 355 00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,701 I know that as physical therapist 356 00:18:08,883 --> 00:18:13,067 you can appreciate someone who's trying to get their life back on track, would you please 357 00:18:13,203 --> 00:18:14,977 let me take you to dinner? 358 00:18:15,341 --> 00:18:19,253 Ensure you that I'm really just a nice guy who's fallen on some hard times. 359 00:18:19,526 --> 00:18:20,481 No. 360 00:18:21,004 --> 00:18:23,323 Just... just no? Do you... 361 00:18:23,505 --> 00:18:25,871 Do you wanna elaborate on the "no"? 362 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,235 No. 363 00:18:29,032 --> 00:18:33,989 So, I lied. And when I finally did ask Anne out... 364 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,672 she said no. 365 00:18:35,763 --> 00:18:38,720 - Well, did she elaborate? - She did not. 366 00:18:39,174 --> 00:18:42,631 The thing about failure is how supportive the people close to you can be. 367 00:18:42,813 --> 00:18:44,314 Hey, man, it's not a big deal. 368 00:18:44,428 --> 00:18:46,338 At least you got back in the game, right? 369 00:18:46,975 --> 00:18:48,976 So, Dr. Cox... 370 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,933 the cast comes out tomorrow, any last med shot you wanna take on me? 371 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,754 You have diabetes and you can't eat cupcakes. 372 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,118 Wow! 373 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:02,853 Look, you may never have the same grasp on medicine as we real doctors do, 374 00:19:02,854 --> 00:19:06,169 but you're miles ahead of your fellow numb-nut surgeons. 375 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,675 We're ok for now but... 376 00:19:08,694 --> 00:19:10,581 I still don't have Keith as marriage material. 377 00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:13,921 You guys made through a month and you still wanna live together. 378 00:19:13,922 --> 00:19:16,026 A lot of couples never make it that far. 379 00:19:16,494 --> 00:19:17,676 Yeah but... 380 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:20,375 I don't feel like I accomplished anything. 381 00:19:23,123 --> 00:19:25,545 Ladies and gentlemen, Brian 382 00:19:25,727 --> 00:19:28,770 would like to sign his name on the insurance papers. 383 00:19:28,956 --> 00:19:31,367 Here you go. 384 00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:41,646 - Not bad, huh? - It's great. 385 00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,103 Brian made us feel how huge 386 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,843 our smallest accomplishments really are. 387 00:19:52,062 --> 00:19:55,154 Wheter it's having a little more knowledge than your collegues. 388 00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:58,156 Todd, your appendectomy patient may be hypertensive. 389 00:19:58,338 --> 00:19:59,976 But the medical Wee-bees deal with it. 390 00:20:00,249 --> 00:20:03,796 - We need roast five. - Don't be such a surgeon. 391 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:05,888 Let's go and check her out. 392 00:20:08,844 --> 00:20:10,278 Or easing up on the rules 393 00:20:10,505 --> 00:20:12,204 for the sake of your relationship. 394 00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:19,010 Or finally, being ready to get back in the game. 395 00:20:19,048 --> 00:20:20,057 Hey, Katie. 396 00:20:20,058 --> 00:20:23,058 - Wanna grab a drink? - Yeah, but not with you. 397 00:20:23,286 --> 00:20:24,650 I'm back. 398 00:20:27,288 --> 00:20:29,426 Well then, you're back on the road, huh? 399 00:20:29,654 --> 00:20:32,337 Well, sort of. 400 00:20:32,496 --> 00:20:35,221 I've got this nifty breathalyzer on my scooter. 401 00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:39,774 If there's any trace of alchool in my breath, it won't start for 24 hours. 402 00:20:40,092 --> 00:20:41,882 Yeah, that's where you blow. 403 00:20:42,730 --> 00:20:43,867 Huh! 404 00:20:44,049 --> 00:20:45,732 Well, time to start my shift. 405 00:20:46,732 --> 00:20:56,732 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 406 00:20:56,782 --> 00:21:01,332 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0